PAUL POGBA’S wife Maria Zulay will definitely not be earning a pro football contract anytime soon.
The Bolivian shared a video while at home in lockdown in Manchester.
Like dozens of other footballers, Maria tried the stay at home challenge – which involves doing kick-ups with a toilet roll.
After Manchester United midfielder Pogba throws her the roll, Maria manages one kick on her thigh before losing control.
She then kicks it with the outside of her left foot… straight into the face of their toddler.
Pogba and Maria both burst into faces that show them not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Pogba Jr showed no ill effects as his parents comforted him.
In a video on his own Instagram page, Pogba earlier showed off a bold new hairstyle.
His famously, frequently changing hair – that has been bleached, blond, red, blue and pink and drawn criticism from pundits – is GONE.
Pogba has had the razor to his head and not a single follicle lived to tell the tale.
Looking relaxed at home, he posted: “This is Paul Pogba.
“I’m at the PP Arena. This is where I spend most of my time at home in confinement.
“I’m with the little one, we’re playing football, fooling around I dribble past him until he grows up and does the same to me!
“These are the things you can do at home to stay safe if you have a garden, if you’re inside even in a small apartment with a foam ball, like we used to do back in the days – we play, we break things, we say sorry to our parents and go on!
“I’m kidding! I’ll see you soon, on the pitch, not this one, the big one!”